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laylabinx
20 July 2012 @ 07:26 pm
18. Spider  

( Oh my God…are you afraid of spiders?Collapse )

 
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laylabinx
20 July 2012 @ 07:22 pm
17. Hair  

( Hell, you could just shout “FOR SCIENCE!” and have free reign for pretty much anything you wanted to do after that.Collapse )

 
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laylabinx
20 July 2012 @ 07:19 pm
16. Spanish  

( You sound like you’re speaking in tongues with a fancy Spanish accent.Collapse )
 
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laylabinx
20 July 2012 @ 07:16 pm
15. Winning  

( You did not win! I simply decided to allow you and your pathetic planet to live another day longer until the second part of my plan comes into fruition.Collapse )

 
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laylabinx
20 July 2012 @ 07:12 pm
14. Coffee  

( I unexpectedly set fire to the kitchen in the North Tower.Collapse )

 
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laylabinx
20 July 2012 @ 07:08 pm
13. Acronymns  

( I don’t understand the abbreviations people put in text messages. They don’t make any sense.Collapse )
 
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laylabinx
20 July 2012 @ 07:04 pm
12. Paris  

( You stabbed him in the throat with a fork.Collapse )
 
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laylabinx
20 July 2012 @ 07:01 pm
11. Music  

( If I ever call you from jail and ask you to come pick me up, just do it with no questions asked, alright?Collapse )

 
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laylabinx
20 July 2012 @ 06:57 pm
10. Damn You Auto Correct  

( Lol, welcome to the world of autocorrect.Collapse )

 
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laylabinx
20 July 2012 @ 06:53 pm
9. Quiver  

( They don’t sell spare parts in Elf Fancy Weekly?Collapse )

 
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